They all knew I was totally in love with this guy Brian, so I decided to tell them I was dating him. I see him step outside and I nervously await the verdict of the situation when I hear him call out to me. I took pity on her and told her what was really happening. Well, these guys and their dates were not so lucky. The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class watches him in confusion. I got super dressed-up and went to the campus bar to meet him. We decided to meet up for dinner one night in the middle of the week not really sure if that's considered a first date.


He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. We never had a second date. The fake report card : I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. How to win at video games : When I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon. I would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own accounts. Cut to an hour or so later when a teacher bursts in and nearly dies of relief because the school was on fire and we were the only students not accounted for and half the faculty and fire department had been searching for us for ages. I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard : My whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to the glue. I never got in trouble for it because my whole class found it too funny to tell the teacher it was me. I could hear it over my music but ignored it. My teacher thought it was me.

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